Joke 3

Three cowboys get drunk at a bar. Cowboy #1 demands a whore from the bartender. The whore-less bartender goes to the supply shop and desperately asks the clerk for a prostitute. Although the clerk doesn't have a whore, he has an inflatable woman. The bartender takes it to the second floor of his bar, blows it up, and lays it on the bed. Going back downstairs, he tells the cowboy that she is upstairs. Cowboy #3, the smallest goes first and stays up for ten minutes after which he comes back down. When asked by the others about her, he replies "She had a firm body, but she sure didn't say much."They laugh and cowboy #2, a medium sized man goes up. Upon his arrival in the bar he is asked the same question to which he gives the same answer. Cowboy #1, the biggest, goes up and two minutes later comes down with a dazzled expression. "What happened?" the others asked."When I got on top of her, she suddenly farted and jumped out the window!"