the hell with shit

im just testing this right now

good joke

A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

kill stealling mass effect 3

why do people feel the need to kill steal in mass effect 3. do you suck that bad you cant get your own.

drunk lame

so i am hanging out with the homeys an this 1 mug gets all but hurt cuz i wont buy a new case. i cant stand drunk lames.

take a look

that was a joke

one more joke

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. The man says, “This is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife replies, “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.” The man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”

joke

I was forcing the dog to give me a blow job this morning when he suddenly turned on me. Fortunately his arse was just as good.